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SHE DEPENDS ON YOU
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i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired
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me: logs into my google account
google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???
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Jesus took 3 days to rise from the dead but Brooklyn Nine-Nine did it in just 1…we stan a legend
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shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]
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Sagebrush Shepherdess 24”x30” oil on linen. This painting will be for sale in Prix de West Exhibition at the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum. The exhibition opens next month. #prixdewest #sagebrush #shepherdess (at National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum)
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Australian: good day, mate!
me: it’s not
me: just wish you would stop lying to me for once
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